Post by GLaDOS on Aug 14, 2011 0:12:32 GMT -5
Welcome to Aperture! Thank you for your interest in joining our company. In order to apply, you must read all information that is size 2 or above.
1. NO FLAMING, CRITICIZING, OR MAKING FUN OF OTHERS.
2. PLEASE KEEP ALL ROLEPLAYING IN THE PAST TENSE.
3. ALL ROLEPLAYING POSTS MUST BE AT LEAST [seventy-three] CHARACTERS.
Why are you reading this? We told you you didn't have to read this. If you stop reading now, cake will be served immediately. By signing this contract, you are hereby putting yourself at risk for explosions, poison, having bullets in you, having lasers in you, and hallucination. If any of these symptoms persist, contact an associate. You may be experiencing extreme side effects to working at Aperture. By reading this, you may be putting yourself at risk for breathing in too much neurotoxin. And all the cake is gone.
(Be pleasant, be supportive, be kind. Enjoy yourself here.
1. NO FLAMING, CRITICIZING, OR MAKING FUN OF OTHERS.
2. PLEASE KEEP ALL ROLEPLAYING IN THE PAST TENSE.
3. ALL ROLEPLAYING POSTS MUST BE AT LEAST [seventy-three] CHARACTERS.
Why are you reading this? We told you you didn't have to read this. If you stop reading now, cake will be served immediately. By signing this contract, you are hereby putting yourself at risk for explosions, poison, having bullets in you, having lasers in you, and hallucination. If any of these symptoms persist, contact an associate. You may be experiencing extreme side effects to working at Aperture. By reading this, you may be putting yourself at risk for breathing in too much neurotoxin. And all the cake is gone.
(Be pleasant, be supportive, be kind. Enjoy yourself here.
